oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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