she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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