We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
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Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
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I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
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library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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