he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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