I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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