I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
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She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
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We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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