i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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