There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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