oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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