Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
farters have to be the big spoon...
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
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