What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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