actually, I'm a sock model
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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