Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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