It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
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Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
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As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
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