i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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