I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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