you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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