Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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