she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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