I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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