He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
