How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
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Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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