Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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