if i can run in heels then i can drive
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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