I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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