Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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