So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Randomize
