i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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