How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
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I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
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We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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