its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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