This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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