My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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