WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
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Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
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Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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