i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
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She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
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He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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