North Korea, Best Korea!
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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