I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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