There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
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ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
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Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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