It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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