If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
please come you make the beer taste better
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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