Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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