If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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