i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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