Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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