Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
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I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
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He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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