Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
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its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
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I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
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The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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