Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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