Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Also, beer. Big fan.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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