This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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