ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
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