the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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