did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
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I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
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Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
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