we have officially lost it.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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