her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Can't talk, ducks in the car
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Sheโs either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I havenโt worn clothes in 3 days
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ๐๐๐๐
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