Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
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I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
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Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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