I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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