she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
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In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
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we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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