found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
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Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
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